[*Hilarious Yahoo Answers*]


clanheart:

Creating something from scratch over the course of a year is a long and lonely effort. You will never know how much it means to the development team to see players excited for our game, Clanheart.

We are throwing this giveaway to thank and celebrate our 1,000 Followers on tumblr. The likes, comments, and asks you send us and post on our updates mean the world.

In this giveaway, you can win a couple of different prizes! Also, every eligible entrant will receive a “Giveaway Pack” of a species dye, clan member background, and foreground object. Yay!

PRIZES

1. Two Clanheart T-Shirts, featuring our logo with your choice of clan headshot, in either black or white. There will be two winners for t-shirts, each receiving one t-shirt of their specification. Value: $10 each.

2. Three Headshot Icons from the official Clanheart Artist. You will be able to describe your favorite animal or original character to the artist, who will render a headshot icon for you. There will be three winners for icons, each receiving one icon of their specification. Value: $15 each.

3. One Winner to decide the Giveaway Pack: every person who enters our giveaway will be given a “Giveaway Pack” of virtual content by Clanheart Staff come opening (December 1, 2014 if all goes well!). This particular winner gets to decide the theme of a species dye, background, and foreground item for the pack. One winner will decide all three items to be given to the other players and themself. Value: $0.00

4. Five $10 Cash Prizes delivered via PayPal. There will be five winners, and each winner will receive $10 via PayPal. Value: $10.00 each.

OFFICIAL RULES

1. ENTRY METHODS: reblogging this post will count as an entry method. Sending an e-mail to giveaway@clanheart.com with the title “Giveaway Entry” will count as an entry method. One entry per person.

2. Each eligible entrant will receive one (1) copy of the “Giveaway Pack”. When Clanheart is released to the public and able to award “Giveaway Packs,” Clanheart will ask all entrants to do one of the following: 1) if their method of entry was reblogging, Clanheart Staff will contact the blog for their Clanheart username. If Clanheart Staff cannot access the blog, the “Ask”, and/or the link where this post was reblogged, the Pack is void; 2) if their method of entry was email, Clanheart Staff will respond to the e-mail asking for their Clanheart username. Entrants have 48 hours to respond to this request to receive the Giveaway Pack. 

3. A winner of one of the giveaway prizes listed above must reply within 48 hours or a new winner will be selected.

4. No purchase necessary to enter. You do not need to be following us to be declared a winner. But we sure appreciate it! We love your feedback on our posts.

5. This giveaway is void where prohibited by law. All federal, state, and local laws apply.

6. This giveaway is only sponsored by and endorsed by Clanheart. It is not sponsored by or endorsed by Tumblr or any other entity. Entrants are not providing information to tumblr. Entrants fully release tumblr. Clanheart can be contacted at staff@clanheart.com.

7. Entrants must be residents of the United States. Entrants must be 18 years of age or older. Sorry, that’s the law. :(

8. Odds of winning are dependent on the number of entries received. All entries have a 1 in X chance of winning, where X equals the number of total entries received by the end date.

9. The end date of this giveaway is May 1, 2014.


Via Building Clanheart


See kids? This is why you pay attention in school.



The shipping and handling though…..ugh.



God, if this is true then I must already be a mother.



As far as I know….there’s only one way to get a babby with out it being artificially done or a test tube babby.



No…just no.



I know he might be a troll but I found this a bit amusing.



pussy-squad:

So this happened. 


Via ♡


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Please tell me you don’t own an actual gun?



God these people need to not procreate. STAY ABSTINENT PLEASE. Mankind will thank you. 


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